A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL...

The scruffy-suited, shaggy-haired boy from I Didnt Do My Homework Because... is back, and he has more excuses ready for his teacher , this time regarding why hes late for school. His circuitous, belief-defying story involves being attacked by ninjas (their wild g estures make them resemble Matisse dancers), being abducted by mole people, wandering in and out of a few fairy tales, and tooling a round in the presidents private jet.